February 2012
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Do yourself a favor...
Get to coffeebean and order a cafe dark/white chocolate. Shit will save your life!!!
So, my dream consisted of being stung by a lot of bees on my butthole(in my defense, I was trying to save a tree?). There was a lot of handling of my butthole. I also got stung by a porcupine because it was laughing at me and I told it that it was going to be a coat someday.
Yeah, woke up REAL cheery.
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Hey, yo, BabyBop, fuck you in your EP
Who’s gassin this hoe, BP?!
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It blows my mind...
…that someone can be so self-absorbed yet have such a negative opinion of themselves.
Why We Can't Have Nice Things: All Dead Mormons... →
notgarystu:
Some people might have seen that link to a website where you can convert dead Mormons to ~gay~, which was made in response to Mormons once again posthumously baptising Holocaust victims (most recent of note being Anne Frank … again) despite an agreement between the church and the Jewish people…
All this.
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kodiakcamera replied to your post: (throws tantrum)
Once that happened to me and I rode my bike the 5 miles to work. I then worked for 15 minutes and they asked me “Hey it’s a little slow. Would you mind going home?”
Thankfully, they called just now before I left the house to tell me I didn’t actually need to go in.
REVERSE TANTRUM!!!!
Now I go in search of foooooooooooooooodez.
(throws tantrum)
Got called into work on my day off.
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I am a Mormon, and DARN IT! A Mormon just...
I’ve had that particular line stuck in my head for a good portion of yesterday and again today.
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clopinette replied to your post: “Fuck!”
Ouch… have you tried ice or an ankle brace? :(
I stuck my foot under really hot water and thought about getting some ace wraps to wrap the crap outta my foot. That’s as far as I’ve gotten with it. Oh, and I bought taquitos to make this no good day better. Psst, it’s working.
I still needs some ace wraps though, that would...
How joyous an occasion to be early to rehearsal, only to find rehearsal isn’t until tomorrow.
Today is so full of fucking fail, I can’t even tell you.
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"Fuck!"
-Me this morning as I rose out of bed to find my left ankle to be unbearably painful to stand on even though I didn’t do shit to it. I think my bed is conspiring against, but WHY?!?!??!!?!?!?!? So now I’m sitting naked, on the bathroom floor, dreading work and my recording session. Meh, I need a scoot-a-long, stat!
“As Harold took a bite of the Bavarian sugar cookie, he finally felt as if...”
– Stranger Than Fiction (2006)
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I guess I'm going to a....hhhhhooockkeey? game...
That’s the ones with the hoops and balls right?
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beardednun replied to your photo: The only picture on my phone that hasn’t seen…
what the hell is wrong with your pants?
I believe in literally wearing clothes until they are unwearable, sometimes even a little longer than that.
Nothing is wrong with my pants, and everything was right.
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nickle4urdreams asked: I hate that I cant respond in line with the damn thread haha. I'm pretty 50/50 vers, and find that a little silkwood shower downtown helps me at least feel more comfortable if I'm going to be bottoming lol
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downbeatbear asked: 3-5,15,16,26 d^_^bb
Bring it, perverts! Leave a number
1. Have you ever had intercourse?
2. Oral sex?
3. Licked an ass?
4. Had your ass licked?
5. Stuck your tongue in their ass?
6. Swallowed cum?
7. Practiced bondage or BDSM?
8. Had anal sex?
9. Had an orgasm from anal sex?
10. Ever squirted or made someone squirt?
11. Had sex with someone of the same sex?
12. Did a threesome?
13. Did a foursome?
14. Been in an orgy?
15. Been in a gangbang?
16. Had sex in public?
17. Snowballed?
18. Had your toes licked or sucked?
19. Licked or sucked someone’s toes?
20. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a day?
21. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a week?
22. Had cyber sex or phone sex?
23. Reached on orgasm?
24. Watched porn?
25. Bought a dirty magazine?
26. Posted nude pictures of you on the net?
27. Let someone video tape you having sex?
28. Had sex without protection?
29. Had someone give you a cum facial or given someone a cum facial?
30. Have you participated in any type of golden showers?
31. Have you let anyone or have you shit on anyone?
32. Had sex with a friend’s significant other?
33. Ever did one of your significant other’s friends or relative?
34. Have you ever cheated on your significant other?
35. Made someone pass out from sex?
36. Tasted your own cum?
37. Masturbated?
38. Let someone watch you?
39. Ever showed you naked on cam?
40. Had sex while on your period or while someone was on their period?
41. Been eaten or eaten someone?
42. Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
43. Had sex in a vehicle?
44. Been caught having sex?
45. Paid for sex?
46. Used toys during sex?
47. Used food?
48. Like pain from a little to extreme during sex?
49. Ever been dominated in bed?
50. Ever had a wet dream?
51. Like to have your ass slapped during sex?
52. Like having your nipples licked, sucked, or bitten?
53. Had sex with someone who you didn’t know their name?
http: //greenschmoodle.tumblr.com/ask
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clopinette:
awhaleofawhovian:
clopinette:
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Reblog if you're a sex god from the high heavens.
fatbrat:
bl0w-me:
not gonna lie~
goddess*
Ok fine, you caught me.
WatchYep.
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Cheese jalapeno bagel power-up!!!
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The fact I made my bus is an act of make believe...
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xsydnay replied to your photo: I’m melting…melting. No, bitch, I’m literally…
La Brea?
Si maam.
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